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Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cow - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Product Description:

Stay cozy and adventurous with the “Don't Pet the Fluffy Cow” sweatshirt! After living and working in Yellowstone for a summer, Zoe' & Rich drew inspiration from the bison of the National Park to create this humorous design that reminds everyone not to get too close to these majestic animals. Perfect for cool evenings or campfire nights, this soft and durable sweatshirt keeps you warm while showcasing your love for Yellowstone and its wildlife in a fun, lighthearted way.

Product features:

- Knit in one piece without side seams to reduce fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention

- Cozy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

- Classic fit and crew neckline for comfort

- Ethically made with US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes

Care instructions:

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

-Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

-Tumble dry, low heat

-Do not iron

-Do not dryclean

Please note that this is a print on demand item and will ship separately from other products ordered.

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